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From Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense

From someone's talk page...

RE:Bad Jokes and Other Deleted Nonsense

Thank you for experimenting with {{#if:Wikipedia:Hello. My name is Bad Jokes. You Deleted my Other Nonsense. Prepare to die.|the page :Wikipedia:Hello. My name is Bad Jokes. You Deleted my Other Nonsense. Prepare to die. on}} Wikipedia. Your test worked, and it has been reverted or removed. Please use the sandbox for any other tests you may want to do. Take a look at the welcome page to learn more about contributing to our encyclopedia. A link to the edit I have reverted can be found here: link. If you believe this edit should not have been reverted, please contact me. Heligoland 19:52, 6 November 2006 (UTC)

But.... it's.... it's.... IT'S BAD JOKES AND OTHER DELETED NONSENSE!!! I... I... I can't breath I'm laughing so hard! I can't believe I got a warning for... for... bad jokes and other deleted nonsense! I think that's the funniest thing ever! I'm tempted to add THAT to bad jokes and other deleted nonsense. Note, this is NOT what I said on Heligoland's talk page ~ ONUnicorn (Talk / Contribs) 20:12, 6 November 2006 (UTC)

GAWD!

This is too loooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (shortened to prevent page stretching) oTHErONE_(Contribs) 11:36, 3 November 2006 (UTC)

So is your mom.--199.197.124.157 16:49, 6 November 2006 (UTC)

No, yours!--199.197.124.157 16:56, 6 November 2006 (UTC)

Who are you?--199.197.124.157 16:57, 6 November 2006 (UTC)

I was sent back in time to ensure the survival of john connar. --199.197.124.157 16:57, 6 November 2006 (UTC)

From ARRIS CAD

ARRIS CAD is a consistently inconsistent architectural CAD system developed and marketed by Sigma Design International. of Alexandria, Louisiana. It was originally developed as SigmaGraphics in 1978, and was renamed to ARRIS in 1984, when it was ported from UNIX to Microsoft Windows. It has since essentially remained unchanged.

ARRIS CAD itself is an architectural CAD system - noted for its very powerful user interface and command system, and its powerful user applications language - SIGMAC. It should also be noted that Latin was once a powerful language, but try getting around Iowa speaking Latin.

Arris CAD is slowly evolving toward sentience, exhibiting irrational behavior often attributed to self aware life-forms. This often manifests in a phenomena know as ArrisART: artwork which bears little to no resemblance to the Arris user's intended output. It is also able to communicate with baby primates by displaying a random flickering via a computer monitor. Again, this appears to be for no obvious reason other than self-expression.

From Dork

Stereotype

Dorks are really cool people. No one understands them and no one can even try to comprehend. when you see a dork next time dont laugh make them feel happy. We are a proud many and all of us have the same feelings. YOU WILL ALL DIE.

From Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Joy of Satan

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From Drugs

what are drugs.i think it is beer.that is what i think drugs are. —Preceding unsigned comment added by 66.57.174.169 (talk) 00:49, 23 September 2008 (UTC)

From Ass

Ass may refer to:

• [Random Guy's Name] in my bio class OMG he needs to get a life and stop picking on all of us smart people! He also plagiarizes everything, it's SO ANNOYING because I work so hard at labs but don't get very good of grades and he always aces them. EWWW

From "Chicken and Squid"

"Chicken and Squid" refers to a tiny disagreement over the taste of a particular lunch food that Lucky Charms and Meth had. The actual food was supposed to be fried clams, but Lucky thought that it tasted like chicken, but Meth insisted that it tasted like squid. The two finally ended up settling for a chicken named squid...even though that's comepletely off the topic of what the fried clams tasted like.

From Scientific Rabbit

Rabbits are small animals that live mainly in Indonesia.One rabbit, name Ratolgia Mascifa, is endangered. It is called by many children Ikka. The hare is a close relative of the rabbit, and the rabbit is the most intelligent of all animals. It is also closely related to the Koala Bear and the fish. Rabbits have an extroadinary talent for swimming, a widely unknown fact. Rabbits are NOT bunnies, a bunny is its own animal. You can find the bunny in any state or country. Rabbits are an honorable animal. In fact, in Indonesia, there is a tourist attraction called Rabbit Land. Rabbitá is a town in Indonesia. It actually has its own flag... A white and red flag with a blue bunny rabbit. Rabbits can be kept as pets, but they can sure can bite! Rabbits have rows and rows of sharp, pointy, teeth. If you dive deep to the bottem of the sea, you'll find the Rabbitus Fishus, also called the rabbit fish. Rabbits are cute, but not so cuddly. Their fur is sharp and needly. So remember, be careful with the rabbit!

       Written By [out to get someone], scientist of Holland University.

A scottish Poo poo? i found it quite funny

Scottish usage: A poo poo. Variant spelling of joby. Plural is Jobbies.

"Ah feel better noo ahv dun a jobbie"

Shite:

"I need a whopping jobbie"

A childs word for shite.

"mummy, i need a jobbie"

Retrieved from "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joby"

From Global warming

• It is the beta particle production of the denaturation of an equilibrium expression that ionizes the hydrocarbon deriviative sublimation of radioactive exponentation.

From Andrew Wyeth

Some kid added this,

• • Mature Career

Actualy at this time in his carrer he was imature he included images of penises, vaginas, boobies, and the ass. Dividing his time between Pennsylvania and Maine, Wyeth has maintained a relatively consistent realist painting style for over fifty years. He has tended to gravitate to several identifiable landscape subjects and models, to which he would return repeatedly over a period of decades. He typically creates dozens of studies on a subject in pencil or loosely brushed watercolor before executing a finished painting, either in watercolor, drybrush (a watercolor style in which the water is squeezed from the brush), or egg tempera.

Infoboxes gone wild

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From B.J. Penn

From this revision: In the bout, Penn controlled the first two rounds, but he sustained a rib injury during the scramble to take Hughes' back in round two severly limiting his breathing capacity. He was visibly different in the third round not being able to breath properly. Hughes was able to take Penn to the mat in a side control position and rain punches on Penn's head until referee John McCarthy stopped the fight at 3:53 of the third round. Later, after hours of playback by professionals, it was determined that the punches of Hughes were in fact so weak, that it soothed baby Jay into a peaceful sleep. When asked about it, B.J. replied "It reminded me of my mother stroking my foredhead when i could sleep." In an interview found on Penn's personal website, Penn stated that by round three he could hardly breathe and had no "mobility in his core." Despite his injury, he congratulated Hughes, calling him a great fighter, and said he deserved his victory. But that is a lie, the sleep story is real.[6]

From Matrix Theory Overview

WE'RE ALL STUCK IN THE MATRIX!!! OH CRAP!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

A matrix is a rectangular array of numbers...NUMBERS OF AGENTS THAT IS!! AHHHHH!! For an elementary article on matrices, their basic properties, and history, see the article matrix.

A matrix can be identified with a linear transformation between two vector spaces. Therefore matrix theory is usually considered as a branch of linear algebra...AND AS A PROPHECY FROM THE ORACLE!!!WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!! AHHHHHHH!!! The square matrices play a special role, because the n×n matrices for fixed n have many closure properties.

Within pure mathematics, matrix rings can provide a rich field of counterexamples for mathematical conjectures, amongst other uses...LIKE SUMMONING SENTINELS THAT WILL RIP YOUR FREAKING SHIP APART!!! OH NO, IT'S HORRIBLE!!! AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

From List of Pepsi types

Pepsi Penis: A penis flavored pepsi that tastes like big foots dick

From Worldwide green parties

The green party proposed that all ducks wear long pants in public, this was after many ducks were charged with indecent exposure.

From Adventureness

Adventureness is the afterlife in the Church of Sonic. Worshipers work through their whole lives to obtain the state of adventureness, and upon death (if having adventureness) become servants of Sonic and the Heroes for all eternity.

1. Good adventureness

In the Church of Sonic, there are two stages of adventureness. There is good adventureness, and bad adventureness. In good adventureness, worshipers are servants of Sonic for the rest of eternity. In good adventureness, worshipers are soldiers of good and Sonic. They do not need to eat, sleep, or breathe, but can if they wish. People who have good adventureness are dispatched throughout the nine universes to fight evil and the army of Dr. Eggman.

2. Bad adventureness

If someone is bad in life, they are sentenced to Bad adventureness. After someone dies, they are sent to Judgement. Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, and lesser lords evaluate that person. If they are good, they go to good adventureness. But if they are bad, they have no good qualities, so they are put into bad adventureness. There, they are eternal slaves of Dr. Eggman. There, Dr. Eggman commands them to fight Sonic all the time. Although there the inhabitance have no skills. Inhabitance of bad adventureness require food, sleep, and breath, but don't get any, so they are constantly tired, deprived, and smell horrible. They too are dispatched throughout the universe, but have never been victorious since the legendary Battle of the Biolizard. There was the last victory of Eggman in 2,000 B.C.

3. Pogo

For people in between (unbaptized babies, people who have never been exposed to Sonic or his religion), they go to Pogo. In Pogo, they are evaluated nonstop by Cream the Rabbit. This is in a secret planet where people can live forever. If someone is extremely good or bad, they go to good or bad adventureness.

From Talk:Theosophical Society of New York

This man is an imposter, for I am the prime minister of Canada!!!! Fear my wrath for I control the Candians!! The most feared fighting force in the known world!!!!!!!

From Dan McCarney

Dan McCarney (born July 28, 1953, in Iowa City) was the head football coach at Iowa State University from 1995-2006. He was the longest tenured head coach in the Big 12 Conference when he stepped down November 8, 2006 [...] The impact of the Democratic sweep in 2006 on McCarneys decision was not immediately known.

From Colt McCoy

On November 06, 2006, Colt McCoy single handily stopped an armed robbery in progress by throwing a football 786 yards and rendering the assailant unconscious.

From Your fly is open

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why was this deleted?

From Wildebeest

Wildebeests are very gentle and would never kill Mufasa in the Lion King. But the antelopes are viscious and stampeded him. It's true Matthew.

From Darth Maul

Darth Maul is the new pope. He enjoys long walks on the plane and cheese and other high-quality foods. His day job is as an eel farmer.

from Cavalier King Charles Spaniel

Suicidal Tendencies

A rare but increasing condition noted amongst certain populations of the Charles Spaniel is an apparent tendency towards suicide. Although fiercely contested in some quarters, a number of key empirical studies have shown that mature and elderly dogs will voluntarily jump in lakes, loughs, lift-shafts and mine-workings, in an apparent attempt to save their owners from excessive veterinary bills in the latter stages of their lives. In a few uncertified cases, unknown outside Russia and the western counties of Ireland, it is reported that suicide notes are left by the dogs. These suicide notes have established that only very rarely is the senior male human resident of the household to blame for the dog's death. Families are advised to refrain from making any such accusation. Instead, the reported suicide notes seem to point to the financial fastidiousness of King Charles Spaniels, and their listening to sad music, especially love songs, in a domestic environment.

Any articel with "aresenic laced Haggis" deserves to be on here.

Red Ben McNevis the kilted killer of the Caribbean.

Red Ben, aka the kilted killer (c. 1678- 1712) was the nickname of Ben McNevis, the only known Scottish pirate who enjoyed infamy in the Caribbean Sea between 1712 and 1716.

Little is known about his early life, though it is believed he was born around 1678, in Kirkwall in the Orkney Islands, a group of small islands north of Caithness in northern mainland Scotland. Originally a shepherd, the introduction of flax led to the collapse of the wool trade on the impoverished islands and many of the Islanders took up smuggling.

His career on the sea began smuggling contraband between Scotland and France, and later as a seaman on English privateers sailing between England and Jamaica. During the War of the Spanish Succession, Red Ben, an intelligent and physically imposing man described by contemporary’s as “seven feet tall with arms like tree trunks and eyes like steel, cold, hard. Had a shock of hair, red like the fires of Hell” [citation needed] led a mutiny aboard the captured French ship La Téméraire and renamed it The Bonnie Prince. She was a two-hundred-ton frigate armed with twenty cannons, and he and its crew of 250 men ranged the west coast of Africa where Red Ben started in earnest on gaining a reputation as a fierce, unforgiving and exceedingly tight fisted pirate.

Red Ben wore a kilt and many an incredulous ships Captain was rendered fightless and impotent at the sight of his bulk arising out of the smoke of battle wearing what they assumed was a dress. To further the shock value as he assaulted a ship he would play his bagpipe, only reaching for his twin claymore swords as the battle closed. This image, which he cultivated, has made him the premier and only image of a seafaring swashbuckling Scottish pirate. In the following years Red Ben acquired a fearsome reputation for cruelty after repeatedly preying on shipping and coastal settlements of the West Indies and the Atlantic coast of North America. A running duel with the British thirty-gunned man-of-war HMS Warthog added to his notoriety.

Unlike other contemporary pirates, Red Ben preferred to diversify, he did not believe in a single buried investment where capital was held in littoral environments, for later recovery, with securities of dead shipmates bones and single issue prospectus written in blood that detailed procedures to track the recovery of the plundered treasure.

Red Ben preferred to bank monthly, paying creditors on a 60 day merchants cycle ensuring he maintained maximum exposure to interest in his hard won doubloons and held various stocks including hedges. Red Ben would on Sundays take a form of ships pulpit and lecture his crew on the benefits of savings and thrift and impress upon them the value of investments. It was this habit that led to his downfall and the end of his swashbuckling days.

Red Ben was eventually poisoned by the ships cook, with an aresnic laced Haggis.

From Haunted hay ride

Haunted Hay Ride (Hawn-Ted- Hey- Ry-Dah) When a female and/or male does not trim or shave the hair surrounding one's sphincter and engages in anal sexual intercourse.

Also when a man releases sperm, the specimen can also be called "ghosts" or "ghouls"

Weird al's atatck

	 YOU SUCK! 

Posted on Atlantic Records by now banned user.

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From Monsters under the bed

Monsters under the vicinity of one's bed can cause problems to one's sleep

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Experts agree that, while being one tough guy, Godzilla could not fit underneath one's bed and therefore could not become a threat to one while asleep.

Although being a rational phobia for most children, many adults discourage the idea of monsters under the bed, because they are secretly aliens worried that their plans shall be discovered by the children and through a series of events, brought to light and eventually said adults shall be purged from the land and devoured by ants.

Monsters under the bed are a serious problem in Australia, where (despite protests from Rolf Harris) everyone enjoys killing the innocent.

Monsters under the bed are shown predominantly in the film/documentary "Monsters, Inc." - this is the first reported sign of the government telling the truth about the world's monster/bed problem, and allows a brief (yet futile) insight into possible 'cures' for this scenario.

But they are wrong, and monsters under the bed will kill you and you can't stop it even with a machine gun or some kind of spear.

Monsters under the bed are dispelled by masturbation because that's just awkward.

Arr mayteys, who'd name a ship the "Manlove" ?!

Born January 1729, the son of blacksmith John Benbow and his wife, Anne Benbow. Steven was educated at 'Bruce's school for boys' in Birmingham, but left to pursue a career with the Royal Navy, in order to follow his great great grandfather, Admiral John Benbow. For several years, he served aboard the HMS Manlove as a cabin boy. After five years, at the age of 19, Steven was appointed the office of ship's captain, after an unfortunate incident involving a cannonball, a goat and a crate of lemons (due to a delay in the invention of margarine, it was subsequently not discovered until 1989), resulting in the loss of ten lives as well as the sinking of the HMS Manlove.

He relished the responsibility and travelled to the West Indies and South America with several other Royal Navy vessels. Here, he recieved recognition during a battle with several pirate sloops, recieving a commendation for capturing the pirate captain alive, to face justice.

Steven was appointed to the governor's office, where he served for a number of years. While here, he met his wife. They married during March 1749, and had several children. However, while on a trip along the coast, the family were attacked by pirates, and taken as slaves. For five years, Steven was kept aboard the pirate sloop 'Crystal's Revenge', where he met the Spanish slave, Luis Castro. The two forged a strong friendship, and eventually escaped their captors, hiding out in the Barbados. It is uncertain what became of Steven's family, however many sources cite his wife as becoming the feared female pirate, "Rachel Wall", who terrorised the New England coast around the mid 1700's.

The two lived as fugitives for a time, robbing and pillaging, raping and maiming. Eventually the two were captured by the local authorities and tried for their crimes. Luis Castro was hanged, however Steven managed to escape his cell while awaiting execution, stealing a ship and leaving the Barbados.

By this time, the 47 year Steven Benbow was a feared outlaw. He raised a pirate force and raided many settlements along the New England Coast. For three years Benbow and his crew terrorised the Caribbean, staging a number of daring raids on the shipping lanes of the day, during an era known as the Golden Age of Piracy.

He was eventually brought to justice by Admiral James Cooke. He was hanged in 1779 at the age of 50.

The US would totally do it! USS Manlove (DE-36); Yay for surnames that have been hijacked into awk-words! Mang 21:53, 19 November 2006 (UTC)

from Wikipedia trail

Wikipedia Trail is an intellectual, highly addictive puzzle game and mental sport for one or more players. The object of the game is to get from one page on Wikipedia to another by way of a trail of other pages. This occurs when the player clicks on the links of each of the pages until they get to their set word. For example to get from pea to spaceport would be – pea>middle ages>Vikings>anglo saxon>angles>Germany>France>spaceport.

Wikipedia Trail is little-known game and can be played recreationally and competitively. During a recreational game, it is not the winning that is important really, there is a great sense of personal pride and satisfaction having found a successful trail whether the same or different to your competitor and having been faster or slower than them.

Gameplay

Overview of the game

Wikipedia Trail is played head-to-head using computers of a similar speed, (for fairness) in the same area using Wikipedia.

Each player begins with the same word (start word) that is chosen by a ‘scrambler’ (a friend of the players or a judge) and has to get to another word (end word) that is also chosen by a ‘scrambler’.

Rules

When a game begins each player must type in the start word (chosen by scrambler) in the left hand column. Then they must click a single link on each page until they get to the end word. The use of the keyboard is only permitted for entering the start word but should never be used afterwards unless a new game or new trail starts.

Timed Game – One or more players

In a competitive timed game for 2 or more players, the winner is the person first from start word to end word. If a timed game ends and a winner is not found then a new round starts and the previous round becomes void. The winner of the former round becomes the winner of the game. That is unless it is not a single round game (best of 3, 5, 7 etc.).

Pages Game – One or more players

In a competitive pages game the winner is the person who finds the end word from the start word using the least amount of pages (clicks). If a draw occurs then a tiebreaker word is given and the victor of that wins the game. As in the timed game the game is won unless it is not a single round game.

History

Origins of Wikipedia Trail

Wikipedia Trail originated a long time ago.

Origins of Wikipedia Trail terms

• Scrambler: Introduced by Sam Hughes as the name for the person who selects the start word and end word. The reasoning behind it being that the game scrambles your brain and the word ‘holds relevance to your brain representing an egg’ the egg representing the brain.

From Talk:ZolaOnAOL

ZolaOnAOL is a living robot with five arms and about 7 heads and 2 faces. IT isn't smart, but it can tell you that 2 and 2 is the same as 5 x 6

It is born in 1334...

From Telephus

[[image:Herakles and Telephos.jpg|Left|pinky|200px|Heracles with baby Telephus in his arms as he's being suckled by the doe.]] link

Instead of thumbnails of photos, the user must think pinkynails should be used instead. –- kungming·2 </b>| ^(Talk·^Contact) 20:42, 12 November 2006 (UTC)

Road Warriors

From Road Rage:

In September 2006 during a high speed interstate road battle in Oregon, a Chrysler Grand Caravan minivan carrying five passengers engaged a 1996 Honda Accord carrying three passengers. The five passengers in the minivan were reportedly armed with and actively utilizing weapons ranging from cans of slick oil, tire irons, knives, baseball bats, throwing stars, and spears. The Accord was taking major damage until the driver suddenly pulled ahead of the minivan, at which point the single backseat passenger lobbed a cinder block backwards, which hit the minivan directly on the radiator, disabling it.

From Aggressive Driving:

Shotguns, bats, and even large swords have been reported as used during high speed interstate road battles. In Sweden, when two drivers have stopped their cars to fight each other, it is not uncommon for traffic in both lanes to stop in order to watch the fight.

From List of towers

From a user's talk page

Re: Removal of edit 7th November, 2006. You are WRONG ... WRONG ... I Should know, Sankey Brook flows through my land. It comes from Rainford ... NOT Billinge Hill. It's NOT called the Black Brook either ... Get your facts right before deleting the truth, from someone who KNOWS !!!!! I live there, Where do YOU live? 7000 miles away in America??? What do YOU know about MY brook that flows through MY land? Get real. Wikipedia will definately be full of local opinion and hearsay, because those who are administrating don't know their arse from their elbow!

From Hatfield College A Stairs

Hatfield College A Stairs is the name of the first staircase you find in Hatfields Melville Block. On A stairs there are fourteen bedrooms and these were recenctly subject to a £1,000,000 refurbishment during the summer of 2004. Becuase of this, they are the only student rooms in the University which, have been awarded with a "VisitBritain" four diamond rating and are used for fresher's accomodation during term time and as guest accomodation in vacation periods.

Of all the staircases in Hatfield College, it is widely agreed that A stairs is the best, this is mainly due to its great spirit of friendship, its never ending supply of tea and toast/toasties and proximity to the pool and TV rooms. Other reasons for its superiority include the obvious link between it and the A stairs challenge and the A stairs pool rules which are to this day used as the standard set of rules in the pool room.

The A Stairs Challenge

A challenge of great precedence in Hatfield college, it has gained a great following and many a person's reputation has been made by their proficiency at it. The A stairs challenge currently undertaken is as follows; for each of the sixty steps in A staris a shot of cider is drunk while walking from bottom to top, the idea being to achieve this great feat in the shortest time possible.

The current record for this academic year (October 2006 - June 2007) is held by Lily Hamnett with a cracking time of 2:57. There are two categories which the contestants result fall into, these are as follows; hardcore (no chunder) and soft-core (chunder). The all time hardcore effort stands at 2:58 and soft-core at 2:15.

A Stairs Pool Rules

The A stairs pool rules are pretty standard however just so that uniformity is practiced between all pool players the areas where you may find different are as follows:

After potting the white, it is placed by the next player behind the line and only played forward. • You are never allowed to move the white after a foul • When potting the black whatever the situation you are only allowed one shot. • Also when potting the black you must name the pocket you are going for, they are named as follows (when viewed from the end with the D); top right - Elizabeth, top left - Victoria, middle right - Anne, middle left - Mary, bottom right - Lady Jane Grey, bottom left - Cindy.

Currently the A stiars pool tournament is in progress and soon the grand final will be played, the sportsmen good enough to make the final are Tim Goddard and Matt Tickle.

From:Talk:Leonhard Euler

That thing on his head

I've seen the Emanuel Handmann portrait many times, and I'd like it, if it could be done, for a little note to be put on the caption of what the hell is on his head?! I wonder every time I see that picture! X_X.

Lol, yeah, I have no clue what that is. Thoughts? Borisblue 01:58, 12 November 2006 (UTC)

I think its just traditional European academic garb. This is similar to the funny hats that Gauss is pictured wearing. This is just a guess. Regardless, Euler is the man. Do not question the Euler. He could wear women's panties on his mighty head and it would be awesome, and all of the other lesser mathematicians would copy him and wear panties on their heads.--Hypergeometric2F1(a,b,c,x) 07:51, 12 November 2006 (UTC)

From List of computer and video games considered the worst ever

Yo mama

And every single game on the Playstation

50 cent: Bulletproof, you know that game put out by 50cent after his movie where your "playa"

From User talk:Hunter91

Request for adminship

hi i would like to nominate my self for admin to further help wiki please could someone do this or tell me how too.

• i think this user should become admin because he has helped me out before. Hut8.5 (this was impersonation)

• i agree he has help me many times when i have made mistakes.Peter file 11:13, 7 September 2006 (UTC)

• i think hunter should become admin because he is a good honest user.Ivona onatop 11:17, 7 September 2006 (UTC)

• this user has made very good contributions. He should become admin.Geraint Jones for england 11:19, 7 September 2006 (UTC)

• This user is a great wikipedian. He should become adminChombawomba 11:21, 7 September 2006 (UTC)

• He should become adminAlec trevelyan 11:22, 7 September 2006 (UTC)

This isn't an RfA page. Information on requests for adminship is on WP:RFA, but with only 127 edits it seems very unlikely that you'd succeed. Most people have their own standards. You might want to try an editor review instead for now. _{J Di}^talk 11:23, 7 September 2006 (UTC)

Surprise surprise, these accounts (except J Di) were shown to be sockpuppets.

From The Beatles

So now we move on to the controversial topic of the breakup of the beatles what most people do not know, cannot know, or simply won't acknowledge is that The Beatles are not broken up. This is a lie. It has been propogated by The Who to help promote their own record sales. The Beatles are still currently touring but under a different name, The Deftones.

Attack of the English Department!

Template:Infobox University

The Anti Teenybopper Brotherhood is an International Alliance that exists for the sole purpose of opposing and oppressing the high school teenybopper population, by means of numbers and intellectual superiority. It now has over 150 factions across the United States, and this is expanding at a rapid rate; it also has Brotherhood branches in Canada, Australia and the United Kingdom.

Vision

The Brotherhood’s aim is to eliminate the teenybopper influence on society, by being advocates of knowledge and good literature, classical music, and intellectual activities, and everything related. It also strives to openly oppose teenyboppers and all teenybopper media programs such as “The OC.” These programs show spoilt teenybopper brats behaving badly; it promotes sex, drugs, and rebellion, but most of all, the characters are yuppie as ever, and serve as role models to teenyboppers everywhere. Quality television programming is a rare commodity, as the likes of Big Brother, Idol, and Survivor barrage our screens.

Vocabulary, Language and Speech

The Brotherhood also encourages all teenagers of society to use full and proper vocabulary and language when speaking, and proper punctuation and spelling when writing.

Once upon a time proper English users will have said: “Hilarious! My, what a splendid transformation our university has had! Let us celebrate by having a barbeque of assorted meats tonight; good day to you gentleman!” Now days, it is literally: “lol. omg uni’s sooooo much kewler!! Come on guyz lets go 4 a lamb on the barbie tonite! Cya! Luv ya their!! X0x0x0x!!” If this “dumbing-down” trend continues, soon our society will be speak like this: “A! O! Q! F! SH! A! K! M! N! P! B! H! D! E!” We cannot allow this to happen.

As quoted from the website: "Our society has gradually gone down a spiral, where practically most typical young people can’t actually spell properly or identify the difference between words such as “lose” and “loose”. Chat rooms, SMS-ing and plain stupidness and a lack of knowledge has resulted in a culture of miss-spelling, quick abbreviations and “pop” talk, meaning our future probably won’t even be able to send an email without saying: “awww.. omg! Totally! Cya. Luv ya!!!” Brotherhood Members must promote the use of proper vocabulary use and spelling."

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From GANGSTA JOE

Yo YO Yo....GANSTA JOE!

So Spezhul

SO SPEZHUL is the stage name for Aliana Guavos, born January 11, 1987 in a small village in southern Paraguay. She is the reigning pop princess in Paraguay. She has released two albums, Loco Nina (2002) and Spezhul (2005). She has also gained a reliable fanbase in other South American countries, including Bolivia, Ecuador, Chile, Uruguay, and the western portion of Brazil. SO SPEZHUL has signed a deal releasing Loco Nina in more countries in Latin America sometime in the next year, including Argentina and Mexico. She hopes to eventually break the United States, but so far is unsuccessful in sealing an American record deal.

SO SPEZHUL recently performed at the La Paz International School Model United Nations conference this month where she sang "Parli-Pro Rock," her newest hit song which is the first song to make the charts outside of South America, hitting the 2nd spot in Switzerland. She is also a huge fan of Pokemon and hopes to do the music for one of the future Pokemon games, such as the Pokemon Amethyst that is supposedly due out in September of 2007.

From Wikipedia:Village pump

Unsuitable content

Since wikipedia is an encyclopedia, it contains things such as Sex, Penis etc. Now I agree that it can be allowed onto wikipedia, and suitable pictures are aloud. But still, I have seen on it's talk pages that some people find it offensive, rude etc. And since wikipedia is open to everyone, including young children, do you think there should be some sort of notice at the top of the page saying something like

!Warning, this page contains content that some users may find offensive!

or some sort of stub similar to that?Samaster1991 20:30, 13 November 2006 (UTC)

WP:NDT lays out the reasons this is a bad idea, but let me inform you that I am terribly offended by the TV show "Lost," and must insist that every article about that show be the first tagged. JBKramer 20:34, 13 November 2006 (UTC)

I am offended that you are offended by "Lost", and I demand that you be blocked for your unwarranted attacks on Jimbo's favorite series! --Doc Tropics ^{Message in a bottle} 21:09, 13 November 2006 (UTC)

I am offended you would be offended by being offended of "Lost"--MegaDude7

I am offended... ah, fuck it.

From Saddam Hussein - finally, a funny vandal on that page

From the section on his conviction:

He was recently quoted, saying, I'm glad I will be gone so I don't have to hear K Fed's new album.

• Actually, that was on Late Night with Conan O'Brien on Monday night's episode. FireSpike 02:05, 15 November 2006 (UTC)

From the Human penis size talk page...

In reply to a Wikipedian who mentioned a 6'2" penis...

I think the above poster means 6.2" etc, rather than 6'2"; A penis over six foot long would be quite something. Saccerzd 17:06, 5 July 2006 (UTC)

Actually, I saw one this morning. It was sitting in a black and white Ford Crown Victoria and it had a radar gun. (This comment left anonymously)

Time

Time and space are in a delicat blalance witch is why if any one or thing travled backwards or forwards in time (some philosifers think )it would mean that time and space would either colapse in on itself and create what is innevitably ,the big crunch.Others think the person(s)who travled in time would colapse in on themselves and cease to exist.

From Andrew Jackson

A stupid southern Democrat who abhored slavery. This guy sucked. The End.

From United States Army

An army that belonged to the United States. What did you think it was? This isn't exactly Yale University you know.

From Monty Hall problem

THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT I JUST LOST $200.

GRU

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PermaSex

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PermaSex is a non-toxic, environmentally safe glue used to make your first time an endless enjoyment. Using state of the art ingredients created by renowned scientists, PermaSex will meld your body parts together to merge your soul and make you 'one'.

From Talk:Jeff Goldblum

Found this whilst perusing the history of the Jeff Goldblum talk page:

Was "During a interview with the famed Howard Stern his first wife claimed he has a 12 inch penis, which means that the actual length of his penis is accurately 24 inches, since only half of the penis is visible outside of the body," necissary? I removed it.

From Newcastle United F.C.

Found this after reverting some rather poor vandalism.

"In November 1881, the Stanley Cricket Club of South Byker decided to form an association football club, to play during the winter after the Cricket season had ended. They won their first match 5-0 against Elswick Leather Works 2nd XI because all the players got the plague."

DONT TRY THIS AT HOME. G-UNAT!

CANADIANS WISH THEY WERE AMERICAN SO THEY JUST SAY EH AND DRINK MAPLE SYRUP WHILE PLAYING HOCKEY AND SKIING AND PLAYING IN THE SNOW AND SPEAKING FRENCH

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Benjamin McNevis

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Arrrgh, maties, another pirate story! Ho-ho-ho-ho-hoax and a bottle of rum, he sailed the internet blue with nary a ghit in sight. Also died of eating poisoned haggis. Tubezone 05:25, 10 November 2006 (UTC)

• Delete as hoax. --Icarus ^(Hi!) 06:01, 10 November 2006 (UTC)
• Arrgh, matey! Walk the plank! Or delete. --- RockMFR 06:08, 10 November 2006 (UTC)
• Avast! Delete this article down to Davy Jones' Locker, arr!. Unverifiable hoax. --Coredesat 06:14, 10 November 2006 (UTC)
• Yer be wantin' to delete this load o' bilgewater, mateys. --Charlene 08:53, 10 November 2006 (UTC)
• Delete. Total nonsense. Spinach Dip 09:42, 10 November 2006 (UTC)
• Article should walk the plank ...and please BJAODN discussion afterwards. --Ouro 09:58, 10 November 2006 (UTC)
• Delete abject nonsense that is not even close to being historically accurate. Nuttah68 22:28, 10 November 2006 (UTC)
• Comment. The references to Ben Nevis, treasure maps and poisoned haggis scream hoax. AlmostReadytoFly 00:26, 11 November 2006 (UTC)

Aye, Ben Nevis, a mighty mount she be. But this arrrrghticle, she blows! Scuttle her quick to the briny deep, I say! Tubezone 08:02, 11 November 2006 (UTC)

• Delete, Yarr, hoax ahoy! Lankiveil 01:10, 11 November 2006 (UTC).
• Strong and Speedy Delete - fancruft? children's stories? Not needed here. Pete Fenelon 01:06, 13 November 2006 (UTC)

gills, eww

"A fancy way of saying half a cup is a gill"

from what I understand a gill used to be the measure of a mouthfull, pretty close when you think of it

Something randon an IP user left on my talk page. It was his first edit. Reywas92^Talk 22:39, 15 November 2006 (UTC)

From Human skeleton

The diatrium consists of 7861 bones that protect the heart from eating itself. Thus bones are very important to digestion in the penis.

From The beard theorum

The Beard Theorum is a political theorum that relates to the Communist Party and its members. The Beard Theorum is a theory that suggests that the size of one's Beard, whether is be a puff, French Fork or Mutton Chop, has a direct corolation to the radicality of a person's Socialist views. If one was to have a large beard, that person has a higher chance of being a comunist revolutionary than one other person who has only as moustache, or worse: no facial hair at all. This theorum is proved by many of the communist russian revolutionaries of the 1900's, those like Karl Marx, who has a massive beard and, in accordance to the theorum, is a great communist. V.I. Lenin, the leader of the Russian Revolution, had a beard, yet it was not as profound, thus he is not as truly communist as Marx or Engels, as he has a reitavely small beard, but it is still present and is truth of his communisity. Josef Stalin, the leader of the Communist Vanguard Party in Russia from the mid 1920's to 1952, has no beard, yet has a moustache. Stalin, in accordance to the theorum thus has very little Communist Blood in him, as he is a Stalinist, and a social facist. Exceptions to the rule is most East Asian Communist leaders.

From Wikipedia:Why was my page deleted?

Sometimes an article's creator hasn't bathed in quite some time. Little does this person know that their smell emanates through standard TCP/IP. This causes many problems for our editors, so to keep as many people on the site as possible, the article was removed to prevent future complications. Perhaps you could take a shower. Try recreating the article in a few days after the odor has dispersed. However, if you have not bathed and try to recreate the article, you will be blocked from editing and all of your edits will be removed as they are contaminated with the horrid odor of a million horrors. [1]

From James Goss

In the small town of Maghull, Liverpool there lives a small boy who is currently aged 13 named James Goss. Throughout the town James'Gossy'Goss is loved and respected for his devotion and love for the wellfare and care of Maghullians. He has stood up to many powerful timelords who have tried to destroy the small town but he has defended it with his small army of digimon and giant teddy bears. Goss has sworn to defend Maghull and its people for the rest of his life, also he has been trying to protect a boy's head who must not be named for legal reasons, Ryan Stockwell, from spanish pirates. James has various names including the following: the Gossmiester, the Gossfather, Godfrey,Gossman.LONG LIVE THE GOSS.bl. If any one, i mean anyone thinks its funny to edit this last paragraph you can bet your bottom dollar that gossys army will be on to you like a lion chasing its mcdonalds happy meal.LONG LIVE THE GOSS. I would like to mention that I, the actual James Goss of Maghull, am very pleased at "Draculias L" for saying all this. Also I love Emma Cawley. Although I am in love with this person, in the past i have had an x girlfriend known as 'the girl next door' who later left me for my cousin. j.t

From the Village pump

Model T pictured in Wikipedia's automotive history section is BADLY misidentified.

First let me clarify that I am using a friend’s computer but I usually must use the library's computer for any internet use. However I do have an email address so anyone who wishes to challenge my accuracy is welcome to so do. However, bear in mind that it may take a week or two before I can reply because I have no home internet and I do not live on this thing.

So let me introduce myself. I am <e-mail redacted for spam protection>. I am a self-taught amateur automotive historian and would not venture to correct anything this public and this BODLY as well unless I was 100% sure of my facts.

So here is to what I am referring; the beige model T pictured under "automotive history" is a 1925, 1926, or 1927 model T YET captioned as "the brass-era model T." YES, the model T was introduced and produced throughout the brass era. As such, THAT PICTURE is highly misleading because that particular model T AND the majority of the 15 million model T's produced, including MOST of the BLACK-ONLY model T's were produced AFTER the END of the brass-era. Of all the model T enthusiast I have ever heard of, they NEVER refer to a BLACK-ONLY model T as a BRASS-ERA. Furthermore and just to thoroughly crystallize the point at hand, model T’s were available in colors BOTH at their beginning, BRASS-ERA years, AND ALSO at least from 1925 through their discontinuance (due to the availability of the then new Duco high-speed painting-process). I am not completely sure, but colors may have also been available in 1924.

What I am POSITIVE of is that the model T PICTURED is NOT a 1908 through 1913 which are the REAL BRASS-ERA model T's. The BRASS-ERA model T's have hoods and radiators which are VERY angular and look a little like the Rolls Royce's of that period. Furthermore, they have fenders that stick straight-out similar to the first Jeeps and DO-NOT curve down. Please do not just take my word for it. Look at that picture again and notice the SILVER RADITOR as opposed to a brass colored one. I believe you will notice that the radiator in the picture is chrome. ;>) Template:Unsigned

Fruitcakes

"Fruitcakes can also be defined as people who actually edit Wikipedia." http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Fruitcake&oldid=88336185#Fruitcake_in_popular_culture

From Dark Sucker Theory (You know, I've heard this before... )

Dark Sucker Theory

For years, it has been believed that electric bulbs emit light, but recent information has proved otherwise. Electric bulbs don't emit light; they suck dark. Thus, we call these bulbs Dark Suckers.

The Dark Sucker Theory and the existence of dark suckers prove that dark has mass and is heavier than light.

First, the basis of the Dark Sucker Theory is that electric bulbs suck dark. For example, take the Dark Sucker in the room you are in. There is much less dark right next to it than there is elsewhere. The larger the Dark Sucker, the greater its capacity to suck dark. Dark Suckers in the parking lot have a much greater capacity to suck dark than the ones in this room.

So with all things, Dark Suckers don't last forever. Once they are full of dark, they can no longer suck. This is proven by the dark spot on a full Dark Sucker. The dark which has been absorbed is then transmitted by pylons along to power plants where the machinery uses fossil fuel to destroy it.

A candle is a primitive Dark Sucker. A new candle has a white wick. You can see that after the first use, the wick turns black, representing all the dark that has been sucked into it. If you put a pencil next to the wick of an operating candle, it will turn black. This is because it got in the way of the dark flowing into the candle. One of the disadvantages of these primitive Dark Suckers is their limited range.

There are also portable Dark Suckers. In these, the bulbs can't handle all the dark by themselves and must be aided by a Dark Storage Unit. When the Dark Storage Unit is full, it must be either emptied or replaced before the portable Dark Sucker can operate again.

Dark has mass. When dark goes into a Dark Sucker, friction from the mass generates heat. Thus, it is not wise to touch an operating Dark Sucker. Candles present a special problem as the mass must travel into a solid wick instead of through clear glass. This generates a great amount of heat and therefore it's not wise to touch an operating candle. This is easily proven for lightbulbs too. When you compress a gas, it gets hot, right? So the light bulb gets hot because of all the dark being squished into the wires.

Also, dark is heavier than light. If you were to swim just below the surface of the lake, you would see a lot of light. If you were to slowly swim deeper and deeper, you would notice it getting darker and darker. When you get really deep, you would be in total darkness. This is because the heavier dark sinks to the bottom of the lake and the lighter light floats at the top. The is why it is called light.

Dark Suckers are only able to suck dark in a straight line. Dark, because of its mass, will not penetrate solid, opaque objects as it is being sucked by a Dark Sucker. When a Dark Sucker is operating, you will notice that dark that is behind a solid, opaque object does not flow through the object or around it to the Dark Sucker. Some of the dark will accumulate on the side of the object away from the Dark Sucker as the Dark Sucker attempts to pull it through the object. These residual patches of dark are often referred to as `shadows.' Some surfaces are able to function as secondary Dark Suckers by sucking the dark from behind solid objects at an angle and then rerouting it to the primary Dark Sucker. These surfaces have a property we refer to as `reflective.'

Finally, we must prove that dark is faster than light. If you were to stand in a lit room in front of a closed, dark closet, and slowly opened the closet door, you would see the light slowly enter the closet. But since dark is so fast, you would not be able to see the dark leave the closet. So next time you see an electric bulb, remember that it is not a light emitter but a Dark Sucker.

From Black Friday

Black Friday, (also known as hell in the retail world) is the day after Thanksgiving in the United States, is historically one of the busiest retail shopping days of the year.

From infantry

From Joe

Hi, my name is Joe. I have a very unique name. Seriously, there are even pornographists named Joe. I wanna have a name so no one looks at me and think that sexual fanasaising and nudity are what I am about. Seriously, I don't even [[wp:masturbate#REDIRECT masturbation]] more than twice a day.

I like choclate.

Never Mind Me

Just going about me merry way...

oh and you should probably go there....

REDIRECT#Comin' To Your City

Dick DeVos (worm)

Not to be confused with the 2006 Michigan gubernatorial candidate of the same name, Dick DeVos (October 31, 2006-) is also the name of a worm that currently resides in a driveway in Albequerqe, New Mexico. The worm is seven inches long and is of a light brown color. His favorite food is dirt (fertilizer-free). One of his more notable contributions to the worm community is that he is an active member of a group that hopes to illegalize worm abortions as, unlike human abortions, rape isn't much of an issue, nor socioeconimc factors, so there really is no good reason for a worm to have an abortion. He has skirted assassination a few times, mostly by avoiding large shoes coming down on him. What a worm!

From Franklin Stubbs

Stubbs was a member of the Los Angeles Dodgers team that won the 1988 World Series. His Dodger career came to an end when he was traded days before the start of the 1990 season to the Houston Astros for 26 year o