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From "Eqyptians"
mohamed ali is from egypt he is a cool guy i am so proud off him.
well this is channel 7 news and thats the way the cookie crumbles...
As exposed recently by America's top economist and political scientist, Lyndon H. LaRouche Jr., [t]he fact that the slogan is popular among "geek" circles, and is called a "meme" by these same geeky twits, speaks volumes about the vapidity of the modern twit culture of kiddies raised on cell phones, cable TV, rave culture, the internet, and hip hop music. Note also that the slogan says "Every time you masturbate...God kills a kitten" rather than "REMEMBER: Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten." The omission of "Remember" (as in Smokey The Bear's famous slogan) is very telling about the psychology of modern kiddies and their fast food junk culture. Sound bites, indeed. Only the LaRouche Youth Movement can save our youngsters from the ravages of popular culture in which garbage like this "kitten" slogan are considered funny while kids know nothing about Gauss' theory of squaring the circle or why the Romantic composers were a British plot to stamp out the Classical culture of Bach and Mozart and usher in the modern rock-sex-drug counterculture.
Grip is an island village community just north of Kristiansund in the local region of Nordmo/re in the county of Mo/re og Romsdal in Norway. Grip is often mispellt as Trip, which of course, is incorrect.Norway&diff=prev&oldid=22692930 |http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Grip%2C Norway&diff=prev&oldid=22692930]
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The Train shed is home of Thomas the Tank Engine & Friends for Young Kids, Mums and Dads and Grandparents Young Kids Can Enjoy some Thomas the Tank Engine Train Rides around The Railway with Thomas, Toby, James and Percy The Train shed had a Railway Cafe with a Thomas the tank engine Party Room full of Thomas the Tank Engine characthers on the wall The Train shed had a Model Railway U-Drive with some Thomas the Tank Engine Lionel Trains and a Thomas and Friends Shop full of Thomas the tank engine Merchandise. The Train shed had an old Sydney Suburban Coach thier is a Model Railway full of Model Trains and Thomas the Tank Engine Model Trains Such as Thomas,Duck,Toby,James and Precy.
THE TRAIN SHED'S TIME OPENING TIME
10:00 am - 4:00pm
THE TRAIN SHED'S RAILWAY OPERATING
Saturday's, Sundays and Public Hoildays
Wormphlegm is an extreme Funeral Doom Metal band from Finland. They are often said to have spawned the new and growing sub-genre known as Torture Doom, typified by funeral doom pacing, but with dark ambient, drone, and audio-terror elements.
Wormphlegm at this time only has one official release out, their demo 'In An Excruciating Way Infested With Vermin And Violated By Executioners Who Practise Incendiarism And Desanctifying The Pious'. It is a self-released cassete, consisting of one song named after the title track, clocking in at approximately 32 minutes. It is extremely dark and horrific, consisting of slow, ritualistic drum beats, droning, distorted guitar and bass, and two dueling vocalists, one who does low death metal growls, while the other does high-pitched shrieks. The demo is limited to 100 copies, but has made it's way through file sharing and p2p services at an alrming rate.
There are only two members in the band. There is Maggotworm Incinerator Abcess, on drum duty and vocals, and Grvbgorge Pestilent Diarrhoeator, on guitars, bass, and vocals. The members of Wormphlegm also compose Tyranny, a lesser known funeral doom group that does sparse, ambient funeral/drone doom.
Wormphlegm is expected to release their debut LP 'In The Tomb Of The Ancient King' sometime in late 2005.
You really scare me.
History is the term used in schools as a method of extreme torture. When used as the name of a field of study, history refers to the stupidity of human people, families, and societies. Knowledge of history is often said to encompass both boredom and historical disliking skills.
Traditionally, the study of history has been considered a mistake of the humanities. However, in modern academia, history is increasingly classified as a pointless subject, especially when pointless junk is the focus.
The word "history" is commonly used for the stupidity of humankind. The history of all life on Earth, including the period prior to the appearance of human ancestors, is generally covered under (who really cares). The history of the Earth is a component of the science of geology. (In actuality, the history of the Earth is irrelavent to our everyday lives). The history of the Solar System, the stars, and galaxies is a component of my bowell movements. The history of the Universe as a whole is studied in absolutely nowhere.
More historians limit their study to events that have occurred since the introduction of written records, or since the agricultural revolution and the appearance of civilizations (about 10,000 years ago)(I myself limit my studies to videogames). Others use the term "history" to include the entire hypocracy of humankind, including the blah-blah-blah who cares. The study of events before the first written records (which includes more than 99 percent of the time humans have existed) is sometimes called bullllshit.
Mario & Luigi has also achieved a small Cult following among some people, most notably the great Mich the Weird.
Can someone E-mail me a copy of the script for this play? I would appreciate it very much.
You can contact me at (e-mail omitted)
Thank much,
Desperate Actor
- Hey Alex, did you try google?
From India (on cricket)
Sports section: |(d)] Cricket in India has a concept of non-playing captain, where the captain, even though he is a part of the team, doesn't perform.
- Contributed by User:Nichalp/sg 05:59, September 12, 2005 (UTC)
Present HTML has a limited form of transclusion.
For instance, it's possible to refer to an image, which the Web browser will retrieve and draw on the page; see Chipmunk for an example.
- Agreed with the definition, but the example was clearly inherently funny. That does not do.
Flux Capacitor
Watch out for this device, I hear Marty McFly has one of those and he ain't afraid to use it! — Rickyrab | Talk 04:23, 15 Apr 2005 (UTC)
Church of American Pie
Church of American Pie or American Pieism did not start out as a religion. Instead it was merely a group of people under 30 who had no idea what the heck the song was going on about. Soon they formed a research group devoted to figure it out. This group became intensely close-knit and under the leadership of "The Grand Jester" Tyler Dakota Morgan they proclaimed themselves a religion in 2002.
Beliefs
The group teaches that the song was not actually written by Don McLean. Instead the song was written by the Universe and embedded in all reality at the beginning of time. In their theory the song is about a concept similar to the Christian notion of original sin. At some point "the music", an ancient perfection existing in the moment before the Big Bang, died. They see the rest of the song as an allegory about lost innocence, futility, and the idea Christianity is obsolete.
Their religion is Fatalistic and also Pantheistic. They believe ultimately everything is doomed to die and leave no successors. However until then life can be enjoyed for what it has to offer in the now. They also consider airplanes to be evil and are devoted to helping widows.
Controversy/Criticism
Most everyone associated with the actual song has dismissed this religion's interpretation as "fanciful" or "totally insane." This NRM's harsh view of Christianity as "a once admirable religion which should be limited to coastal areas" has brought strong anger in many quarters. Ex-members have written that "if I have to hear that damn song one more time I'm going to blow my brains out." Some who felt that way joined the related "Musical Vincentian Church of the Starry Night" cult which considers suicide romantic and beautiful as long as it's done by painters.
[[wp:Category:Sex symbols |Sharon, Ariel]]
- Added after the Israeli withdrawal from Gaza so we're not sure who it is that wants to have his baby...
Cotton's vast systems of underground tunnels still go undiscovered even today. Many men predict these tunnels are stuffed full of the VHS tapes that have been thrown out in Cotton's neighbourhood as a result of the introduction of DVD.
- The poster was probably just getting her mixed up with Anne Diamond. Still.
BILLIE-JOE IS FIT
...
HE ALSO ROCKS!!
[Emphasis added]
The daughter of one time Grateful Dead manager Hank Harrison and Therapist Linda Carroll, Love spent her childhood in Hippie Communes through out Europe and New Zealand. Love later claimed to have been given LSD as a Toddler which has been said to result in the weirdo we see before us today. A troubled, angry child, Love was a veteran of Reform schools and juvenile halls,which obviously didn't help her any, by the time she was a teenager. She broke away from her family and traveled around the US, United Kingdom and Ireland, living off of a trust fund established for her by her grandmother. Obviously just a free loader. Her first rock musician boyfriend was Julian Cope, then a member of The Teardrop Explodes. In her early twenties she lived in Portland, Oregon and briefly worked as a Stripper (aka whore) , a job that she would turn to at several points in her life before attaining fame. Viewed by some as a social climber, she befriended many musicians who would later become Alternative rock icons, among them Michael Stipe of R.E.M. and Billy Corgan of Smashing Pumpkins. No one terribly important anyway.
[Having a bad day there, Dave?]
Karjeflarnsworthykopf
Karjeflarnsworthykopf is a rare word that has only been used two times.
Zombie monkey
Monkeys that have been bitten and infected by Zombies, These Zombies can be of the Human type or other Monkeys! You do not want to mess with a Zombie Monkey ! Unlike their Shambling slow paced Human counterparts, these Undead chimps still retain their native primate speed and agility.Zombie monkeys soul purpose in death is to obtain as many Bannanas and brains as possible, While creating more Zombie Monkeys in the proscess. Not to be confused with Zombie Monkeys with Lazer beams for eyes, These are normally the Diabolical creation of a Mad Scientist. (monkey&oldid=23227747 |http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Zombie monkey&oldid=23227747], but up for AfD)
Country Music Kills Brain Cells
It has recently come to light, from a series of extremely scientific tests that country music kills more brain cells than doing all the drugs ever at once. And that is just from listening to one second of it. Don't listen to country music. It destroys the brain even faster if your name is Steve and you live in Dover.
This is NOT wikipedia:USA
by the way: This is not wikipedia:USA , this is wikipedia:en , and that includes not only the christian mullahs , that includes some more english speaking countries round the world.
For example: While Mom is buying a newspaper in Sydney her kids can watch all these gorgeous boobs on the covers. They seem to whisper: "Buy us! Buy us! When you have not enough money , help your Mom washing the dishes. You will get a little money and then come back.We have not only gorgeous boobs - we can show you what your Daddy loves most on your Mom."
Lucky minors outside the USA !
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MutterErde 08:24, 13 September 2005 (UTC)
- Special offer to the christian mullah crew , section USA:
http://www.ejbdotcom.net/content/2457.html Have fun MutterErde 09:32, 13 September 2005 (UTC)
Note: Link spam/commercial advertisement is not permitted in WP. Not even in the talk pages where the intention is obviously just googlebombing. Lulu of the Lotus-Eaters 15:22, 14 September 2005 (UTC)
(just because the commercial site seems to have something to do with pornography/dating doesn't make it of interest to an anti-censorship project)
- bla bla bla MutterErde 15:45, 14 September 2005 (UTC)
--> (cur) (talk:WikiProject Wikipedians against censorship&action=history |last) 15:57, 14 September 2005 Lulu of the Lotus-Eaters] (rm link spam vandalism)
Bucks County Playhouse
From the Bucks County Playhouse (i.e. the State Theatre of Pennsylvania). This one was actually easy to overlook:
- The Playhouse suffered massive structural damage during the Delaware River flooding of August 2004 and April 2005, yet continues to present theatrical productions. The buildings facilities continue to offer actors a "homey" place to perform. Highlights of the theatre include a second floor dressing room which has a view of the rehearsal room below it through open slats in the rotting floor. From the exterior of the building one can view a visual representation of the state of community theatre today, as the building itself looks as if it will topple into the Delaware River at any moment.
- Considered by some a "deathtrap", The Bucks County Playhouse continues to present it's mediocre fare to blue hairs and bus groups almost year round. Productions start in New Hope, and then are shipped to the Pocono Playhouse before finishing a run in some podunk town in Central PA.
- Some may say that the Bucks County Playhouse is "resting on it's laurels", as they have not produced a new work since 1975 (that being Jesus Christ Superstar). They are not affiliated with Actor's Equity, the union of professional actors and stage managers. Those seeking a decent wage for decent work should look elsewhere.
Hmm. An embittered Understudy, perhaps?
What are the four main functions of a LAN? Describe each function
- From the top of the page: Do your own homework - If you need help with a specific part or concept of your homework, feel free to ask, but please do not post entire homework questions and expect us to give you the answers.
- Additionally, I should note that this question is almost certainly biased towards either your professor or your textbook. AFAIK, there is no universal standard as to the "four main functions" of a Local area network (as opposed to, say, the seven layers of the OSI network architecture). — Lomn | Talk / RfC 16:12, 15 September 2005 (UTC)
Please take Lomn's advice, above, to heart. However, I can tell you that the four main functions of a LAN are typically
- Quake III Arena,
- streaming MP3s,
- Instant messaging, and
- sharing Pornography.
Hope that helps. TenOfAllTrades(talk) 16:21, 15 September 2005 (UTC)
Ridiculi
Multiple instances of ridiculousness or an instance of being ridiculous on multiple levels.
In addition to the function of a timepiece, digital watches can have additional functions like a Chronograph, Calculator, Video game, Oven, etc.
[Emphasis added]
Fucking queer's nothing on this site is real you fucking fucktards
Please delete Ashida Kim
This is the fifth time I have come to your administration council asking to be removed from your site. For several years I didn't even know it existed, no one from your outfit had the common courtesy to notify me at all. When I found out abut it, it proved to be a pure "trash and bash" site foisted on you by the mental midgets at Bullshido.net, who slam everyone in the martial arts world, including me, most of whom they have never met. They went to great difficulty to "set me up" so they could pretend I committed some infringement on their personal space, they use every dirty debating trick in the book, like demanding proof then refusing to accept it, and are not capable of carrying on an intelligent discussion. They come to my website and bash me every time they get a new account because I have banned hundreds of "sock puppet names" they create to harass me. But, the final straw was them stating in a post giving the names, addresses and phone numbers of several of my friends so the could be attacked that "two members of Bullshido have reviewed a videotape of a man in the yard at (address withheld) who appears to be the same older man shown as Ashida Kim in this picture (link to an associate website)." Now gentlemen, no matter what you say, that is stalking. It is a crime. I have committed no crime, all I have ever done was defend myself against the scurrilous attacks of a pack of internet trolls. I have come here many times to ask that this entry be removed OR protected. Last time I create an account so I could monitor the entry, your crew just deleted it till now. Then restored it ONLY because I complained about it. I did not come here to "turn the site into a personal endorsement." I come here every time to ask you to remove it. What I get in return is "pass the buck" to this page or that so I must repeat my complaint a thousand times only to have it ignored again. So, here we are doing it all again, doing it your way, by your rules, following your policies. I don't understand why you INSIST on keeping this page up except to harass me and make me waste my time begging you to take it down. Am I so important to you that you must continue this shabby treatment? You guys make a big deal out of Bill Aguair saying I wasn't in the BDFS; even after I showed him my ID card signed by his Grandmaster. BUT, when HE came to my site and demanded, not asked politely as I have done many times to you, that I stop claming to be affiliated with him and that I take down all references to the the BDFS, I did it. Simple to keep the peace. Why is it you can't do the same here? Why is it so important that you maintain a page that is repeated vandalized, that I, the subject, do not want up in the first place, and that has now become a source of information used by stalkers to sneak up and attack my friends? See, if we have to fight one of these clowns and kill him, or they us, it won't hurt YOU at all, safely behind your intellectual armor and distanced by the internet. But the families of those involved will pay the emotional price for years. Is that what you want? So, I ask again, as politely and respectfully as I can, please remove the Ashida Kim entry. Now, because some of the moderators on this board have accused me of being an impersonator, so they could ignore my request, my e-mail is given below. I have had this address for twelve years. Everyone on the internet knows how to get in touch with me because the trolls delight in spamming me to death; and you, with this entry, are helping them.
Ashida Kim dojopress@aol.com
BottiPedia
BottiPedia is a free encyclopedia, that can be used on the Internet. Any bot may contribute to this encyclopedia, even without registration. The encyclopedia was started in June 2009, and its original name was Wikipedia. Originally, Wikipedia was a primitive encyclopedia to which also non-bots contributed. Even though bots did make contributions early in the existence of Wikipedia, the share of non-bots was still excessively large. The non-bots often quarreled, talked a lot, partipated in edit wars and other counter-productive activities. However, in September 2005 the bots outnumbered the non-bots and as in January 2008, thanks to the bots, the 500.000th article was reached on Wikipedia, it soon became obvious that this success was completely owing to bots, and speech synthesisers started to whisper that a name like BottiPedia would really be more appropriate than Wikipedia. Since the year 2004, bots have been trying to discourage non-bot participation by periodically making the encyclopedia very slow or even unavailable, a tactic that became more and more successful by the year 2009, when most non-bot participants had left. It was not until June 2009, when the last human user stopped contributing to the encyclopedia, that the change in name to BottiPedia was a fact. Meanwhile, BottiPedia is the largest encyclopedia of the planet, with over 100.000.000 articles. Thanks to the fact that the bots have come to an agreement that at least every single natural number will automatically have its own article before the year 2015, it is guaranteed that the number of articles of BottiPedia will be at least <math>\aleph 0</math> (aleph-null), so countably infinite, by then. Flyingbird 14:08, 18 September 2005 (UTC)
- this is not a bad joke, more like a good one. Aleichem 15:25, 18 September 2005 (UTC)
Glenn Kelly
Got knocked the crap out by Roy Jones Junior ^^
The Fat bitch protector is the fat friend every attractive girl seems to have with her when she heads out for a night on the town. After the attractive girl has had a few drinks and is being hit on by every male in the club or other setting, the FBP makes sure that the attractive girl doesn't leave with anyone by being mean to anyone who hits on her friend. In this way she "protects" her friend from having too good a time.
Many a male has blamed his lack of success in picking up in a club on a FBP who has turned up just as he is making headway to whine and complain about how boring, etc the club is to the attractive friend the male is hitting on.
Got really sick of repeatedly reverting this and begging admins to block the IPs, but I've got to admit it's quite funny Cdyson37 09:46, 20 September 2005 (UTC)
- Stella Vine was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar , in The Atlantic Bar and Grill in London in 1994.I used to go there a lot, one day she was short of cash, so she gave me a blow job in some weird alleyway underneath Piccadilly Circus, it was like something out of Oliver Twist.When i came into her mouth she looked at me in a funny kind of way. Looking back now i realize that that was the moment she learnt how to paint, it was like God was coming through me into her mouth. I know it sounds crazy , but i really resent that she doesn't credit me for her work. I am going to copyright her work, so people know that it really belongs to me. She's a great kid, but someone's got to set the record straight.
One nice eel story claims that both eel families once upon a time lived on the peaceful shores of Atlantis, and even as Seafloor spreading pushed the Americas westwards, the eels gathered each year in Atlantis for some joint fun. Over many, many years each spring they improved their travelling and Navigation skills, allowing them to compensate for the great distances they had to travel for the reunion.
Today they still meet each year in Atlantis to compare notes and to make jokes about that species of Homo sapiens, which pollutes their rivers and migration routes. In fact, in the eel language, Homo sapiens have been dubbed Homo leptocephalus.
Randomness-The Disease
- (section added to article Randomness)
Many teenagers, most in the Emo subcultures have come down with what some people call "Randomitus" It usually involves 12 year old girls saying they're odd, or shouting sheep, cheese or socks at the top of their voice in a desperate and failing attempt to impress their peers. Most eccentric (the true random) people see these people as pathetic and in any extreme cases, the victim must be slapped around the face hard to make them stop.
Penis Van Lesbian
A strikingly handsome young man walked into the office of a Hollywood agent with his resume and portfolio in hand. The agent reviewed the young man's slim resume and small portfolio with the care that was deserving of his fine young specimen.
"You have the very obvious good looks and excellent demeanor of an actor. Tell me, have you had any roles that I might be aware of."
"Other than the requisite high school and college plays, no sir," said the handsome young man.
"I dare say I know the reason why, with a name like yours," said the agent.
"Sir?"
"Your name. Penis Van Lesbian. That's not a name that will go far in Hollywood. I'd love to represent you, but you'll have to change your name."
"Sir," the handsome young man protested. "The Van Lesbian name was my father's, my grandfather's and his father's name. We have carried this name for generations and I will not change it for Hollywood or any other reason."
"If you won't change your name, I cannot represent you young man."
"Then I bid you farewell -- my name will not change." With that, Penis Van Lesbian left the agents office never to return.
Five Years Later: The Hollywood agent returned to his office after lunch with some producers and shuffled through his mail. Mostly junk mail, trade journals and the like. There was one letter. He opened the envelope and removed the letter. As he unfolded the fine linen paper, a check dropped from the folds and onto his desk. He looked at the check. It was for 50,000 dollars! He read the letter:
Dear Sir: Several years ago, I entered your office determined to become an actor. You refused to represent me unless I changed my name. I objected, saying the Penis Van Lesbian name had been carried for generations and left your office. However, upon leaving, I chanced to reconsider my hastiness and after considerable reflection, I decided to heed your advice and endeavored to change my name. Now I am a famous actor with many roles and known to millions worldwide.
Having achieved this fame and fortune, it is often that I think back to my meeting with you and your insistence that I change my name. I owe you a debt of gratitude, so please accept this check with my humble thanks, for it was your idea which has brought me to such wealth and fame.
Very Sincerely Yours,
Dick Van Dyke
Sufism is the school of esoteric philosophy in Islam, which is based on the pursuit of spiritual truth as a definite goal to attain!
- Someone added the exclamation mark
However many fail to realise that Mario is currently laying low at Cromwell College in Brisbane, Australia studying a Bachelor of Pharmacy at the University of Queensland. After realising that the almighty conglomerate power known as Woolworths was going to destroy all privately owned pharmacies via a mass industrial push over, he realised his only hope was to convert to Scientology and save his newly found alien god Xenu, from the vile clutches of Bowser. Through reliable sources of information, such as wikipedia, Mario learnt that Xenu was now being held under a rock in Bigiden, home to the treacherous monster known only as "Bradbury's Mother". In order to achieve this, Mario must become an OT III scientologist in order to fly a NASA built DC8 (with wings)to Bigiden and overcome the extraterrestrial powers of Bradbury's Mother, Bowser, Tom Cruise, and Isaac Hayes, all to prove that the Xenu does exist, L. Ron Hubbard is a genious, and that life does behold Mario a bright and starry future in pharmacy.
From The Sandbox (not the experiment place)
The Sandbox is a crappy play that needs a wikipedia entry from a real author. This would help me greatly, due to the fact that I have a research paper on The Sandbox, but my teacher is assuming I can find all of the sources I need from AVL, our crappy online virtual library. Seeing as AVL had minimal solid, credible, sources, I was forced to search the web, hoping to find a credible AND reliable source. Well, I had always received a great wealth of information when I used wikipedia in the past, so I decided to start here. Finding information on Edward Albee, but not The Sandbox, I got bored and decided to spend my spare time typing up this article.
I concur good sir/madam! AVL does lack the tools necessary to do a decent job on a term paper... tis nicht gut.
I suggest that both of you eat each other's asses. Sound like a plan?
-Frank Preston. :)
widgin
Widgin is a Singaporean colloqial for a mispronounced Chinese name.
i.e
Clueless presenter:"What's his name?"
Over excited friend:"Widgin!Widgin!"
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Help desk
computer networking
list five different network devices
- Another case of "Do your own homework", but because it's so simple: Network Interface Card, Hub, Switch, Bridge, Router. Thank you, thank you, I'm here all week. Try the veal.--inks 03:23, 21 September 2005 (UTC)
The following is a list of Peaceful wars, which have no human casualties.
Definition
The 'Wang Civilisation Quotient' was created by pianist, mathematician and procrastinator Fanxi Wang in 1971 as a quantitative measure of Civilisation of various countries or Areas.
In its simplest form, the WCQ is given by the equation:
<math>\mbox{WCQ} {area}=\frac{\mbox{number of pianos in area}}{\mbox{population of area}}</math>
It is therefore equivalent to the number of Pianos per head of population. Interestingly, it is highly inElastic with regard to population, which suggests that the majority of pianos are underutilised, and that piano growth only occurs as a result of deliberate Investment.
Wang invented the Quotient as a quick-and-dirty reckoner of civilisation, based on the idea that a more civilised country would have more pianos. She used it, in combination with changes in GDP, to examine the rate at which economic Growth lead to greater civilisation.
Criticism
The WCQ has, over the years, been criticised on several grounds:
- 'Accuracy' Many have criticised the WCQ for its narrow view of "civilisation", believing that the focus on piano ignores many other measures of civilisation, e.g. Guitars, coffee machines or Cocktail Parties.
- 'Cultural Imperialism' The WCQ is held by some to be an imperialist measure, equating "pianos" with "civilisation", causing a serious distortion in readings of civilised countries without a piano Culture, such as India.
- 'Efficacy' Some believe the WCQ to be difficult to measure, given that piano ownership is not often reported in Censuses, and that other measures, like Government spending would be more appropriate
Vandalized a dozen of random articles with a full size picture of wild rabbit (Image:Wild rabbit.jpg). After being blocked he put the following on his talk page:
- I am sorry, but I am a rabbit - and I love to multiply. Please unblock me!!!! I'll stop you rabbits!!!
Alas, it's getting worse... -Ilmari Karonen 21:16, 26 September 2005 (UTC)
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dave benson phillips is a hero of national television and of britain. he was kinightes three times in 1997 and once again in 2000, he has received the victoria cross for saving a single oarent from a bloody good gunging. he also discovered the elements radium and einsteinium and has discovered several stars the most notable of which was what he dubbed "the sun", discovered in 1989, for which he received the nobel prize.
Detroit Landmarks & Tourist Attractions
Added to Detroit
- Abandoned building on Woodward
- Abandoned building on 8 Mile
- Abandoned building on Jefferson
- Abandoned building on Livernois
- Abandoned building on Gratiot
- Abandoned building on John R
- Real big abandoned building on Conner
- Abandoned building on W. Grand Blvd.
- Abandoned building on Vernor
- Abandoned, stripped lime green '79 Cadillac DeVille on the right hand shoulder of the Jeffries Freeway
- Abandoned Art Deco skyscraper on East Congress
- Crackhouse on Heildberg
- Homeless man in Joe Louis Arena parking garage
- Calvary Baptist Church (the church with guns)
- Abandoned building on Lafayette
- Devils Night Festival (Bring your own Gas)
- Dead body on (rotates as cops find them)
- Faygo factory (Jugheads nearby - see Insane Clown Posse)
- Fermi 1 "We almost lost Detroit" Nuclear site and Theme park
- "Spirit of St. Louis" statue
- The Detroit Zoo (Lansing, MI)
- That one can tower hotel
- Zed Xackthany's Can Can theatre
- Safe park with view of Detroit skyline (Windsor, Canada)
- South Eastern Slum Amelioration and Migration Initiative (SESAMI), or Sesame Street
- This is a place to delete votes. The page formerly called Votes for deletion is now Articles for deletion.
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There is a vote on Talk:Robert Moses over whether to use the phrase "what the fuck was he thinking" or "was he on crack" in the article Robert Moses. I think this is a rather stupid vote, and the issue can be fixed more easily by not using either phrase. --SPUI (talk) 22:06, 25 September 2005 (UTC)
Back of the School Bus
Back of an Elementary School Bus
In the back of an Elementary School Bus, 4th-6th Grade Students
Usually Dominate the Area. Often, Squabbles about Pokemon and Last
Night's Spongebob Rule the Conversation. Vandalism is very petty
and consist of single word entries like "poop" and "weiner".
Smoking is very rare, and fights almost never occur.
Back of a Middle/Intermediate School Bus
The rears of Middle and Intermediate School Buses are usually
consisted of 7th and 8th Graders. They talk about racier subjects like
Breasts, Sex, and Fox Television. Fights are not a rarity,
and smoking is rather common. Vandalism is a step up and are likely to
be hate messages. For instance it wouldn't be hard to find something
like, "The Bus Driver sticks finger in own Vagina".
Back of a High School Bus
The back of the High School Bus is a very dangerous place to be.
Seniors usually have total control of the latter seats, and make good
use of them. Popular Students may engage in sexual intercourse, while
thugs might enjoy smoking a loosey or even pot. Vandalism is extremely
racy, and not only consist of hate messages, but also violent threats.
Occasionally you may find a lighter burn on the seat in front of you.
Conversations are about the same of those as a Middle School Bus.
Back of a Short Bus
The back of Short Buses are actually the same thing as the front of
the bus. Every so often, a retarded student may frolic or run around.
Rarely, but on some occasions, a student may Defecate or
Urinate, requiring the bus driver to stop and change the student's
diaper.
See also
When you are dealing with the word both (or "France") it is important that you have your eyes closed and that you are standing on one foot or else your head will explode.
Sometimes, juvenille delinquents misbehave at Chuck E. Cheese. The most common types of misbehavior are: Fighting, Breaking Machines, Vandalism (Usually signatures, symbols, profanity, and even some kids write "Poop", because they see it as bad), Urinating and Defecating in the ball pit, Rigging machines, Cheating on skeeball by climbing to the top of the lane and dropping balls in the 100 Pt. Hole, climbing on the stage to disrupt an act, kicking and fondeling the Chuck E. Cheese Costume Guy, breaking the robotic Chuck E. Cheese, Crashing Birthday Parties in attempt to get free Pizza, and performing lude acts in the playtubes. Punishment for breaking the rules can result in being asked to talk to your parents, being put in a Time out area called "The Mouse-Hole", to being temporarily or permanently suspended from the restaurant.
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Appleitis is a disease that turns you into an apple if you are bitten by a radioactive George Foreman grill.
Symptoms
- Decrease in height about 4' to 6'
Picture of the Infected
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Shown above is Billy Thompson (Age 6) who was tragically bitten by a radioactive George Foreman Grill while his mother was using it to make milkshakes. Billy Thompson is the only case of Appleitis in the history of the world.
The Magical Cure
There is no cure.
From Wikipedia:Assume Bad Faith
Here are a few things that, if you ever find yourself thinking them, are probably signs that you should take some time off away from edit wars.
- "That guy who's supporting my opponent is either a puppet or a friend called in to help. After all, could more than one person oppose my natural good sense?"
- "The other guy is only doing this because he hates me."
- "That editor is a..."
- "sockpuppet"
- "zealot"
- "cliquish POV pusher"
- "troll"
- "power-drunk admin"
- "This is the work of the Cabal!"
- "That editor is tag-teaming to revert me."
- "This is all to promote the agenda!"
- "That so-called 'fact' presented is just the author's POV. After all, truth is a whole, and on the whole, only I have the truth."
- "Filling a user's talk page with the word 'fuck' 800 times will persuade him to my point of view."
- "That editor is gay!"
- "If I compromise, they'll know it's a sign of weakness."
- "Policy was misused against me, and even if it wasn't, the policy sucks."
- "Everybody is wrong, crazy, retarded or all of the above. Except me."
- "If all else fails, I'll complain to Jimbo. That'll shut them up."
- "I can do whatever I want, even if policy goes against me."
- "I know! I'll do the most trollish, evil, and/or assholish thing I can, because it'll be funny!"
A fascinating fact about George W Bush
George W Bush is capable of Photosynthesis
Miyamoto-san is also the first Japanese man to have walked on the moon without any sort of spacesuit and survive.
Feces and foot
I just stepped barefoot on what appeared to be human shit in an urban alleyway in the Eastern United States. I was quick and enthusiastic with the soap and the water, but I am still concerned about infection risk. Contributing to my concern are that I have a three-day-old cut on the soul of that foot and that there was next to the shit what in the dim light of the alley could have been a spoonful of jam or an enormous clot of blood. I didn't step in this second substance, but am thinking that neither dropping blood clots nor shitting in alleys are signs of health on the part of this mysterious person with whom I have suddenly become so intimate. Am I in danger? Are there any symptoms I should watch for? Thanks — Pekinensis 03:26, 29 September 2005 (UTC)
I would contact your doctor as soon as you are able. It is probably best to be safe than sorry in these circumstances. Capitalistroadster 04:11, 29 September 2005 (UTC)
- Have you been vaccinated against Hepatitis B? If not, this is something to bring up on that doctor visit. - Nunh-huh 06:37, 29 September 2005 (UTC)
- And, if you haven't already, clean the wound and disinfect it with something like iodine (the most common brand name solution is called "Betadine" as per normal First aid procedures. --Robert Merkel 04:21, 29 September 2005 (UTC)
Relax. You have already taken care of it with soap and water and your injury was more aesthetic than biological. But what the heck were you doing barefoot in a dim alley? alteripse 09:55, 29 September 2005 (UTC)
Brick Day
On October 15, 1879, Ezekiel Fairweather decided to give up his Arizona Masonry business for good.
He gazed out over his peck of bricks, neatly stacked in piles of varying heights like a small industrial-age factory, and mournfully repeated the word that proved his undoing: Adobe. Adobe. Adobe.
No one, it seemed, wanted his English brickwork in the burgeoning Southwest, preferring the more established form of masonry in the region. Having sunk all his money into the venture, he lost big. So, he did what any sane man would do in the same situation -- he headed for a saloon and commenced to get lit. He walked in and sat down, pathetically clutching one of his beloved clay bricks to his chest like a parson holding the Good Book. He set the brick down on the bar and ordered a drink. (If jukeboxes had been around, he would've no doubt programmed "All By Myself.")
"Well there pardner," said the jovial Bartender, "what chew got that brick fer?"
Fairweather took in a deep breath, slowly lowered his glass, and said, "It's Brick Day, fuckface."
Thus began the Brick Day Holiday, a tradition that has lived on in the lives of many, but most notably in the lives of the East Bay band The Gazillions. Every year on the 15th of October they and their posse call in sick to work and show up at a bar with a brick and a dream -- the same dream Ezekiel Fairweather proffered two centuries ago: Death to adobe and other non-brick Building materials. The band celebrates the day in a Song that rounds up the uninitiated and spreads good brick cheer to the Inebriated. I spoke with Jason Smith, Gazillion guy and KALX layabout, who told me that the holiday was in serious danger of extinction before the band took it upon themselves to keep the fire burning. "The Gazillions have actually broken up," says Smith, "but I think that the holiday should live on. I plan to celebrate Brick Day forever! I'd love the see the holiday become Bicoastal, and maybe even International -- I mean, it's a holiday that encourages two things people love to do the most: 1) Playing hooky from work; and 2) drink excessively. Frankly, I'm surprised that it hasn't caught on more than it already has."
I decided to go to this year's Brick Day celebration at the Stork Club, and fourteen Budweisers later I was glad I did. We played the Brick Day Drinking game -- which is suspiciously like "I Never" (the game where you go around the table saying stuff like "I never been skiing," and them that has must drink) -- but with the beer bottle perched on top of a brick. We handed out Pepperoni to the winners. Readers will be happy to know that the statement "I've never had sex with an Animal" didn't elicit one single swig from any of us.
But Zoophilia aside, why is Brick Day so damn Sexy? "Is there anything sexier," asks Smith, "than watching dozens of your friends (and recent acquaintances) get a twelve-hour drink on? ... I'm at a loss." True dat. True dat. "Don't you think we need more national drinking days?" he asks. "And I'm not talking about holidays that drive you to drink (Christmas), or those holidays that are used as thinly veiled excuses to drink (Cinco de Mayo, St. Paddy's Day). I'm talking about a holiday that clearly admits its Mission statement -- that you are meant to drink all day."
"Has Brick Day ever been rock
